Sour milk biscuits

Sunday, January 24, 2010



We've been buying our milk from local dairies and the milk is the old-fashioned non-homogenized-cream-on-top-in-the-returnable-glass-bottle milk.  This milk is noticeably richer in its mouth-feel and the flavor is an astounding leap from the cardboard carton you get from your supermarket.  This milk is still alive, an almost fleshy liquid with substance and body.

As wonderful as this is, this, ah, aliveness comes at a cost -- the milk sours fairly quickly.  It goes "bad" but it is not spoiled, it's just sour.  The lactose (milk sugar) has been consumed by the wee beasties and has been turned into lactic acid.  In other words, it has been fermented.

When it reaches this state, you can set it out on the counter until it begins to get "chunky," and then line a colander or sieve with cheese cloth, pour the glop in and save the forming curds by tying the corners of the cloth together to make a satchel and allow the whey to drain off.  The results that are left in the cheese cloth is cottage cheese.  You know what to do with that, right?

You could also take the sour milk and use it exactly as you would cultured buttermilk; you could make pancakes, bake cakes and doughnuts with it or use like I did and make biscuits.  This is the recipe that I used:
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 cup sour milk
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 4 tablespoons cold lard (you can use any fat you like, but make sure that it's cold)
Preheat your oven to 450 degrees.

Mix the dry ingredients together.  Put the cold shortening into the flour mix and then using a pastry knife, a pair of knives or your hands, mix the flour and fat until you get a grainy mixture and the fat is cut up to pea sized chunks.  You don't want to overwork fat and melt it, you want it cold.  Make a well in the center of the mix and add the sour milk and stir until you've combined the milk and flour into a sticky dough.  Flour a work surface, a rolling pin and your hands well and take the dough and drop on your work surface.  Work some flour into the dough by gently kneading until it gets a soft -- don't handle it too much.  Roll it out to about a 1/2 inch in thickness and fold over on itself, turn it 90 degrees and roll it out until it's again 1/2 inch thick.  Fold and repeat a couple more times.  On the last time, fold it on itself and leave it.  Now you can cut it with a biscuit cutter or I just square up the dough and cut six square biscuits to avoid waste.

Place biscuits on a baking sheet and bake for 8-10 minutes until brown.

The bread in the background is also from today's baking -- more on that later.  Let's just say that we've found a book that has changed the way I bake...

You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you were only joking

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Via Marion Nestle, I found out that the American Association of Family Physicians has taken money from none other than Coca Cola for the "development of educational materials to teach consumers how to make the right choices and incorporate the products they love into a balanced diet and a healthy lifestyle."

Wow.  So the doctors have apparently given up and are now siding with the bad guys.  "Empty calories are good for you and Coke will give us money to conduct studies to show that's true."  Are you guys going to "partner" next with the tobacco companies?  What word comes to mind...

Oh yeah, whore.

I can't think of anything else to say -- I'm just stunned.

These were sold in Ireland for a while...

Monday, October 5, 2009

...until somebody read the packaging.


Autumn has arrived...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

...riding the mighty Northwestern winds.

It's getting to time to enjoy the fruits of our labor and gardens.  As the temperatures drop, the rains come in and fall foods start looking more and more yummy.  G'bye lettuce and hello squash.

We have been busy cooking and canning, so I apologize for the dearth of posting, but there are some pictures and commentary coming soon.  In the mean time, let me tell you about what my dear Mrs has made that completely captured me: tomato confit (cohn-fee).

Confit is a way cooking and preserving food and in this recipe (more handwaving than units, sorry) Mrs Yam has taken the tomatoes from our garden and saved them thusly:

Drizzle oil in a shallow baking pan or cookie sheet and in the oil drop fresh basil and thyme and a couple of crushed cloves of garlic.  Cut tomatoes in half and sorta swish them around in the herbs and oil and drizzle more oil over the top of the tomatoes.  Roast the tomatoes in a low oven (250F) for about three hours until the tomatoes have collapsed, but have not completely dried -- they should still be soft.  Put tomatoes and the liquid in a clean jar and it should keep in the fridge for a couple of months.

Put them over hot pasta or into salads or sandwiches.

Things I'll never buy again

Sunday, September 20, 2009

While many people strive to cook more, they only look at cooking as creating an entire meal or a large item like a loaf of bread or a cake.  Much of cooking is the mundane, the miniscule, the overlooked, the small things.  To understand how to cook, cook more.  That may sound simplistic, but it really is the crux of the matter.

Is this person familiar?  He (it's almost always a male) decides to cook a meal and now the entire household is put on notice -- "Do not enter the kitchen/backyard I'm cooking/grilling."  He then tends to make a production of creating a single meal with all the energy and activity of one of MacArthur's south sea island invasions.  Cookbooks, the right music, a glass of beer or wine,.pots and pans banging, curses thrown high and low, an emergency run to get a forgotten ingredient.  Then, after an interminable five hours or so, dinner is produced with a flourish.  This happens once a month or less, but everyone is expected to ooh and aah and deal with the false modesty of "this was just a little thing..." while others are left to clean up, of course.

Normally, he couldn't be bothered to help feed the kids, or to make something for a pot luck.  Cooking is work and the day to day can be a grind.  But with practice you gain skills and can accomplish simple tasks faster, recipes and snippets of recipes become second nature and can be prepared without thought and your preparation time really starts to drop off.

With more people trying to cook at home in an attempt to save money, you can also save a bunch on your grocery bills by not buying things that you can be easily made.  Look inside your refrigerator and tell me the number of bottles you have.  Go ahead, I'll wait.

Yup, that's a bunch.  Think of them as somewhere between $2 and $5 each and you can see where some of that lunch money went. Well, if you want to start claiming some of that money back and get some important kitchen time in, think of making what's in those bottles  yourself.

A quick list of things I'll (hopefully) never buy again:

  • salad dressing
  • soup
  • mustard
  • canned beans
Salad dressing is the place to start -- you can make what you need quickly and easily and you don't have to give up a lot of room in the fridge and when you make it when you need it, it's always fresh.  Start with a vinaigrette; this dressing is basically 3 parts oil to 1 part acid and flavorings.  Acids can be any vinegar you have handy, wine, citrus juice or any combination.  Seasonings can be as simple as salt and pepper and a bit of garlic powder.  A bit of mustard acts as an emulsifier to keep the oil and acid combined and adds some nice flavor besides.  Mix it up and serve on salads, vegetables, fish, etc.

Soup is something that you really should just make yourself.  It's a great way to use up the bits of things that are migrating to the back of the fridge and to add variety to your diet.  Soup is easy to make, just add stuff to water and simmer it.  That's all there is to it.  You needn't get crazy and make cream soups or bisques or potage du thisorthat, just cook some vegetables in simmering water, add spices and you have soup.  Add other things to keep it interesting, such as pasta or beans.  These act as thickeners besides, giving your soup a little more body.  Experiment, you'll be fine.

Mustard is something I've just started making, but simple condiment is anything but simple.  Look at all the mustards at your local grocery store!  You can start out making your own grainy style mustard by simply soaking 3 tablespoons mustard seeds with 3 tablespoons liquid (water, wine, vinegar or beer) and a crushed clove of garlic for a day and a half.  But the soaked seeds in a blender with a pinch of salt, a 2 teaspoons of honey and start blending in pulses.  Add water until you get the consistency you want.  Bang!  Whole grain German style mustard for about a quarter ($0.25).

The last one is one that I cannot stress enough -- cook your own beans.  You don't eat enough beans anyway, so learning to cook them is really important.  I tend to soak my beans, but that's not necessary.  I like to cook mine in a crock pot so I don't need to spend a lot of time with them, but you don't really need to do much with beans after you bring them to a boil except turn down the heat and cook them until they're tender.  When you have finished cooking your beans, freeze 'em with the bean water.  Add 'em to salads, put 'em in your soup, grind 'em up and make a dip out of 'em or throw 'em in with sauteed greens, garlic and lemon juice for a great side dish.  What people pay for beans makes me crazy -- for the price of a half a bag of beans, folks just bought a can of overcooked mush with some toxic canning water.  Bleah.  Make your own, ean more and save yourself a ton of cash.

Aw, crikey...

Friday, September 11, 2009

Here I'm just trying to look at a couple of sites before heading to bed, sleep the sleep of the not-on-call for the first time in a week and I come across this.  I just wanted to get my blood pressure down to a reasonable level before beddy-bye and this comes along.

I've been reading his Omnivore's Dilemma and this all sorta plays into a longish sort of screed I plan to post as soon as I can gather all the scattered thoughts in my head.

Expect it in 2013. 

Gone Campin'

Mrs and I are out camping soon, but I will tell tall tales of open fire camp cooking when we return...

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